Aug 30 2008
Dr. McCain’s Monster - Sarah Palin is Bush’s brain with a pretty face?
Welcome to Bush’s Monster. The sequel to Frankenstein. Bush and Sarah Palin’s qualifications are so eerily similar, it’s scary.
Dr. McCain, the mad Senator from Arizona, poisoned by Bush’s kool-aid, apparently was possessed by fear, ignorance, and desperation, causing him to clone the spiderwebs and intermittent sparks of static electricity in Bush’s skull. He then picked an even less-qualified, pretty face willing to be his test subject, and after a few arduous seconds, filled her skull with the Bush goo.
An hour later, at about 11:00AM Central time, August 29th, 2008, on his 72nd birthday, the Mad Senator revealed his reincarnation to a room full of shocked, awed, and giddy ignorance.
This will truly be a historic election, the day that a Magna Cum Laude graduate from Harvard Law School and a monster from from Alaska will be on the same ballot.
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This is a blog about the hogwash that enters lives on a daily, hourly, second by second basis. For instance, as most of us have seen over the last eight years or so, every sound that pours out of George W. Bush’s mouth is hogwash. No, this is not another “bash W. blog.” I just could not think of a better example of metaphorical hogwash. So, be prepared. Whether it is religion, politics, sports, technology, or your mother’s dirty laundry, it’s all Hogwash.




